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What would you do if you were prime minister (of the UK?)

17th July 2018 Life in General, The Big Questions 8 comments

Sadly, I’m too young to become Prime Minister. But since this country has been descended into chaos by a bunch of people who’s mental age is 10 years, I’ve decided to put what I would do (about this country’s major problems) if I was prime minister. And trust me, this country would be a lot better for it.

Just a heads-up, this is purely my own opinion. I understand we all have different views and if you disagree with me, that’s fine. The comments box below is where you can share your views.

My Brexit plan

If I was prime minister, I would get on with this Brexit deal. I would be flying to Northern Ireland on the first day of office to sort out the Ireland border deal. One thing ticked off the list – a new World Record for any UK prime minister!

Secondly, I would leave the customs union and single market – which is what the voters voted for, right – without any further agreements. Once I am given the go-ahead, I would start travelling the world, negotiating trade deals with the US and China, as well as making it easier for Chinese citizens to get short-term visas here (Chinese tourists to the UK are worth £500 million) and vice-versa.


Michael Gove set out plans for the new GCSEs a few years ago, and they are ridiculously hard. I would try to make them slightly easier for students. (A lot of students and teachers would agree on this issue.) I would also lift the ban on new grammar schools being set up. (No, I do not go to a grammar school myself.)


I would make sure that animal and wildlife protections from the EU would be transferred into UK law and that no chlorine-washed chicken or hormone-injected beef will ever touch our shores. I would also make it compulsory that all electric car chargers are powered by renewable energy. (Otherwise there is no point in them, as they are putting the same amount of pollution as petrol cars are into the air, right?)


I would make sure that the crime rates are extremely low by raising prison sentences and increasing fines.


This country is in chaos. Everyone hates Theresa May, regardless of whether you are a Remainer or a Leaver. So we need a new prime minister. Sadly, I can’t run for Prime Minister, but I hope that it is someone who voted and campaigned for Brexit.

What would you do if you were Prime Minister? Comments below!

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